Q: How long does it take wine to get out of your blood?

A: Depending on how much you consumed, anywhere from 30 minutes to a full day. In your case, I'm going to say about 14 hours.

You can't bleed it out of your system. That's absurd. Even if you could, you don't have time. The cop's getting out of his car right now.

I told you to take a cab.

Look, you'll be fine. Refuse the breathalyzer, get a lawyer, and  -

- Oh, dear God.

You must have hit a vein! It's all over me. Make it stop! Make it stop!

I can't wait to see how you explain this one. You, drunk as a skunk. Me, covered in blood. I hope the cop has a sense of humor. I don't think pretending to be asleep is going to help, Dan.

Dan?

Dan!

Oh boy.

What seems to be the problem, Officer?