Q: Could you shoot a gun from a jet ski?

A:  I have shot a gun in the following situations:

 - While on a jet ski.
 - While making love to a beautiful woman in a hammock suspended between two Black Hawk helicopters
 - While falling backward down a mine shaft.
 - While running down the stairs of the Statue of Liberty, a rare bird in a rare cage in one hand, an antique musket in the other.
 - While ski-diving. From a Space Shuttle.
 - While leaping out of the way of an exploding limousine of the international criminal mastermind who ordered the execution of my wife and family.
 - While soaring across the Snake River Canyon in a homemade rocket.
 - While crawling out of the fiery pits of hell.

As you can see, in my career as an international super cop, I have fired a gun in every conceivable scenario, which more than qualifies for a role in your Burn Notice fan film.

I look forward to your reply, and I thank you in advance for your consideration.