Q: What is happening when you feel little fuzzy?

A: I'm rubbing my hands all over his velvet costume. It feels so soft and warm and inviting.

He seems to like it. Sure, he blushes, says "No!" pulls away and turns the hose on me, but he's only playing hard to get.

I'm onto Little Fuzzy's games. He can't fool me,

There's nothing inappropriate about my touch. Not at all. I'm merely touching a good friend, in a platonic way, in the area of his pelvis, while whispering "This is our little secret." I don't see anything wrong with my actions.

If people have a problem with it, they can change the channel. We're not the only kids show with singing puppets.