Q: What does it mean if someone is theatrical?

A: When someone calls you theatrical, they mean you are dramatic, larger than life, your gestures and movements broad and exaggerated as if you are playing to the back of a crowded theatre. Calling someone "theatrical" would  be considered a wonderful compliment, especially if they are auditioning for a part in a stage musical, a farce or even a silent film.

This, however, is not an audition. This is a job interview. An unsuccessful job interview.

Perhaps you misunderstood our ad. We don't need someone to "play" the "role" of a kidnapper, we're looking for a kidnapper. Someone subtle. Someone who can remain invisible. Someone who will keep his cool under intense pressure. You can see why you wouldn't work out.

But I've said too much already.

We're going to have to shoot you now. Try not to make a big deal out of it.