Q: How many cases of swine flu are there in Minnesota?

A: One month ago, we had zero cases.  Today, we have over twenty six thousand, and growing.

Every minute that goes by, another unsuspecting man comes down with this deadly disease.

There's no question what's behind this sudden outbreak.

Gentlemen, I hate to admit this, but it appears we made a terrible mistake when we legalized Swine Brothels.