Q: How long does it take for a freezing to go away?

A: You'd better chill out. It's going to be a while.

I had to put this party on ice.

Keep quiet, or I'll throw you in the cooler.

Forgive me if I don't feel bad, but I'm a little cold around the heart.

All kidding aside, can you please stop whining. I know you're cold. You're in a block of ice. That I put you in. Now, if you could just keep quiet and let me rob you in silence, I would really appreciate it.

I don't want to run out of puns before Batman gets here. That wouldn't be cool.