Q: How the COW is useful?

A: The COW can be used to:

 - Provide enough milk to feed 24 babies for 8 weeks.

 - Predict weather patterns.

 - Entertain drunken frat boys.

 - Provide sexual release for lonely farmers.

 - Destroy a small village in seconds.

 - Survive a nuclear explosion.

 - Provide air support to our troops on the ground.

We've come a long way in the development of the Cybornetic bOvine Weapon, or COW.

We chose to capitalize the "O" in bovine instead of the "B" for obvious reasons.

You can thank Sanchez for that. He's something of a whiz when it comes to acronyms.