Q: What were four of Benjamin Franklin's accomplishments?

A:
      1.) Publishing "Poor Richard's Almanack" a yearly compendium of weather, astrology, aphorisms, poems and saying. Also writing "Rich Dick's Yearbook." a largely unknown annual of limericks, letters, stories and lewd drawings.
  
      2.) Inventing the bifocals, which allowed him to ogle ladies near and far simultaneously.

      3.) Attempting to woo local maidens by bravely flying a kite with a key on the end during an electrical storm. Unsuccessfully attempting to woo local maidens.

      4.) Coining the phrase "all about the Benjamins," which he would use to direct French prostitutes where to place their tongues.