Q: What newspaper can you put a legal notice in to get married?

A: Why bother to put it in the paper when you can announce the news on your blog?

Oh.

I see.

Your fiance doesn't know about your blog?

You haven't told her?

I guess she wouldn't have a whole lot of interest in HotChicksIveBanged.Com.

I assume you're going to shut down the site now that you are getting married.

Really?

That is a good point. Most marriages do end in divorce these days. You're wise to keep your options open for down the road.