A: I have no idea, but at this point I'm sick of hearing it.
Over and over again, night after night.
"Bore away!"
"Bore away!"
Your ex-wife really has a fetish for oilmen. Every other word out of her mouth is "Drill" this and "Bore" that and "Deeper" everything.
It must have been exhausting to be married to her. No wonder you left her.
I had no idea you were still married.
That would explain all those pictures of you around the house.
I assumed you had a highly amicable divorce.
You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass out yourself by telling a co-worker that you've been having an affair with his wife.
I wish you had said something earlier. At least before I went into all that detail. And showed you all those pictures.