Q: How many calories in a teaspoon of maple syrup?

A: That's a ladle.

Your fifth one so far.

There are many ways you can win back your girlfriend. Setting a world record for "Getting Diabetes" does not top the list.

If you keep eating like that, and keep crying like that, you will soon cry nothing but maple syrup. Sweet, sticky, delicious maple syrup.

If I start licking your face, you only have yourself to blame.