Q: How many calories are in a piece of hard candy?

A: About 200 to 300, depending on the amount of sugar and the size of the candy.

There are no calories in that golf club. Gnaw on it all you want. You won't fat.

You continue to amaze me.

Most people would have stopped chewing once their teeth cracked. But you are not most people.

Most people would have stopped sniffing glue once they lost their family.

And their job.

And their home.

And their clothes.

But not you. You keep right on sniffing.

You really are a hero in the glue sniffing community. If any of us had the mental capability, we'd write a song about you.