Q: How can you contact MTV Producers like Jeff Tremaine?

A: Wait her one second, sir. I'll go fetch him for you.

Just wait over there, on those couches. It will only be a minute.

I'm sure he's excited to see you, too. Why wouldn't he be, what with your extensive knife collection and all those detailed drawings of his evisceration and dismemberment? You obviously put a lot of work into those. You must have followed him around for months.

It will just be one more moment. Mr. Tremaine is on his way right now. He'll have some friends with him, well trained, heavily armed friends. I think you'll like them.

Before his friends arrive, I have one question for you. You seem a little bulky today. Are you wearing any kevlar beneath your suit?

You are. That's great. Smart thinking. You never can be too careful these days.

Look, here come the friends now.

Okay boys, make it a head shot!