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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Q: Do fax machines have memory cards?
A: Fax machines don't have memory cards.
Or memories of any kind.
They won't remember a single thing.
Not a single moment of your awful, degrading, humiliating act.
Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later.
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