Q: What happens to a bill that is introduces in and passed by the house of representatives?

A: If it's a bill that favors Republican interests, such as very rich people, we pass it along to the Senate.

If it favors Democratic interests, such as old people, or poor people or children, or people who don't run insurance companies, we roll the bill up and smoke it, like a cigarette, right there on the House floor.

What are you going to do about it, America?

We're the Republicans, we can do anything! You'll never vote us out of office for more than two years.

If you did, who would pretend to protect you from terrorists?