A: If the company no longer exists, then there is no one to verify your claims.
You can be anything you want!
Call yourself president of the company and say it went out of business because Obama's Socialist policies make it nearly impossible for small businesses to operate.
That sounds like something I heard Sarah Palin say.
The management of Wal-Mart will love it, will love your resume and will love you.
They are sure to hire you.
The need a lot of greeters during the holiday season.