Q: What are some of the best ways to prevent the common cold?

A: With your own personal quarantine outfit.

Sure, you'll be a bubble boy at first.

But soon, you'll stop being a bubble boy, and become a bubble man.

Actually, it won't be very soon.

It's really hard to have sex in those things.

And they are almost impossible to clean.

No, I cannot let you out. You already bought it.

Congratulations on never getting sick, by the way. I will totally tell your girlfriend about it when I take her out to dinner tonight.

I will remind her again later while I am having sex with her.