Q: How much Carbohydrates are needed in a day?

A: You need hundreds. Actually, thousands. You need carbohydrates with every meal. And often in between.

You need to eat carbohydrates, as many as possible, all the time, or you will die.

You know the best way to get carbohydrates?

A pizza.

An large pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese. Nothing beats that.
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Okay, where was I? Right.We were talking about you and your health. And how you need carbohydrates to live.

Now did you want to get that pizza?

Or do you want to die?