A: Most of Santa's belly consists of water weight, caused by a lifetime of heavy drinking.
He can control the size and shape of his belly by simply releasing a little water from his system.
That's why so many icicles form on the roofs of house of all the good little boys and girls.
And that's why the icicles smell like scotch.
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