Q: How do you make games work?

A: I have no idea. He's pretty lazy. We've tried everything.

We tried yelling at him. He just napped.

We tried threatening him. He just laughed.

We tried locking him out of his office and withholding his pay until he actually did something. He just napped.

Then he sued us. He hired a very good lawyer. It was a black eye for the company.

So, we decided to cut our losses and named Ronald Barron Games president of our company.

We still haven't figured out a way to make him work.

The stockholders seem to like him.

They consider his mumbled speeches and constant yawning "folksy".