Q: How do you get a virus on social network sites?

A: I am just as baffled as you are.

One minute I'm on Myspace, trying to find friends so that our parties aren't so sad and depressing.

The next thing you know, I have gonorrhea.

Oh well, I guess we'll just have to accept that there are some mysteries we will never understand.

All right, I'm going to the doctor. Don't wait up.

His office is open until 3AM.

He uses a lot of body glitter. That's why there's so much on my pants after I see him.

He prefers I pay in cash, in singles. That's why I always bring so many with me.

He's an odd fellow, but he's one hell of a doctor.