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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Q: How do you get milk from a goat?
A: The same way you get milk from a cow.
By squeezing the udders.
Of a female.
A female goat.
Milk does not come from the eyes. Those would be tears.
Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later.
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