Remind them of all the wonderful things that life has to offer, like a beautiful sunset, or a Kobe steak, or seeing a pretty girl's breasts and then having sex with the very same pretty girl who might just happen to be their best friend.
Have I mentioned that I have always considered you my best friend? And that you are very pretty?
By the way, I have been really down lately. I don't know if I can go on anymore.
Life just seems so pointless.
