Q: Who made embassy banjos?

A: In some ways, Embassy Banjos made themselves, created by the spirit of music itself.

In another, more literal, far more accurate way, Embassy Banjos were made by hillbillies. Men named Billy, who lived in the hills of West Virginia. Cruel, evil men, who tracked innocent hikers by day and spent the night killing them, tanning their skin and stretching it across banjo frames made from their bones.

Homemade Human Skin and Bone Banjos Made By Cannibals frightened consumers more than the Billies expected. After much consideration, debate, and violence, they settled on the name Embassy Banjos.