A: Turn off all the lights. Lay down on your back. Relax. Close your eyes.
Do you hear gunfire? Screams? Helicopter blades?
Open your eyes. Look at your TV.
Is "Apocalypse Now" playing?
If not, you might just be a veteran.
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