Q: I subsist on a steady diet steaks made solely from Barney The Dinosaur.
Remember that Dinosaur? He sure is delicious.
What's that?
That wasn't a real dinosaur? It's just a guy in a suit?
That explains all the screaming and begging to live.
And why my feces containts so much felt.
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