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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Q: What did the catholic church say about homosexuals?
A: They are all for them. As long as they:
A.) Believe that Jesus is their savior.
B.) Deny their homosexuality.
C.) Have only non-consensual relationships.
D.) Do nothing else to endanger their positions as priests.
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