Q: What are the rights and responsibilities of employers and employees?

A: It is the right of an employer to pay their employees as little as possible to do their jobs, to constantly remind them they are lucky to have a job in this economy and to blame their employees for any mistakes.

It is the right of the employee to do as little work as possible to earn their salary, to constantly bitch about every task asked of them, and to answer all deflect all blame with the simple phrase "What do you want from me? I just work here."