A: A true arsonist would never ask that question. I suspected it all along, but now I know for sure.
You are an undercover cop.
Or a very bad arsonist.
Either way, you're out of the guild.
Turn in your oily rags. And your Zippo. And your membership card.
No, don't try to burn it. It's too little. Too late.
Go. Just go.
We're done with you.
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