Q: Is Florida Supreme court Justice Ricky L Polston conservative?

A: Not when it comes to the ponies. He's always betting on the long shots.

When I say "ponies" I mean strict constructionists who feel that that the state Constitution was written in stone and is not a living document.

And by "long shots" I mean lawyers with little or no legal training and those who frequently show up drunk in court.

So, when you hired me, you picked the right lawyer. I literally think the Constitution was written in stone, I have never been to college, let alone law school and I am drunk at this very moment.

You might as well start spending the money you're going to win right now. In fact, you can start by buying another round. I like scotch.