Q: Can you predict a person's addiction to drugs?

A: I sure hope so. With my prices and such a small staff, it will be hard to stay in business in this neighborhood.

There is only one way we can really compete: Effective direct marketing. That's why I chose this corner, right in front of the Starbucks. It feels like a good place to start.

Oh, here comes somebody.

Excuse me, sir, I see that you need coffee to get started in the morning. You know what works better than that?

This crack. It's reasonably priced.

Does that badge mean you're a cop?

Fuck.

Do you have to arrest me?

It's my first day.