A: Sure. I just jotted something down here. It's pretty much off the top of my head, but I feel it contains wisdom. Okay, here goes:
Thank you, for being a friend. Travel round the world and back again. Your heart is true. You are a pal and a confidant. If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say: Thank you for being a friend.
I would also include my name, so you would know who gave you the large gift.